This meme has been running through my head, rent free, for weeks now because…

I’m about to be 40. Yep. In 11 days now, I hit that big milestone.

I posted earlier this year about it, and my complicated feelings around it. (Post is Followers-locked because it is pretty personal.) The feelings are still complicated, but I am working on them, working on me, and one thing that has also not changed–I am a Leo.

It is ALL ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW because it’s my birthday month, birthday season. Even if I’m turning an age I have mixed feelings about, I’m still going to CELEBRATE. ALL. MONTH.

Wanna help me celebrate?

Birthday Sales

Have you been thinking of upgrading your pledge?

All month you can use the code 40KATS to get 40% off your first month of any of my paid tiers.

Yes, 40KATS. Like 40 cakes! But I am not terrible. I mean. Okay I would probably take 40 cakes so maybe I am Lex Luthor’s long-lost twin, who knows. You’d think I was balding with the hair I lose on a daily basis.

Anyway, just use that coupon when you’re joining a tier and it should give you 40% off the first month. WOW my sales copy here is ON POINT you guys. LOL.

Birthday Favours

Ah, but that’s not all! I’m releasing a BRAND NEW TIER this month, and after August is over it will disappear. I don’t like saying ‘forever’ for almost anything because I am ADHD and RULED BY THE SHINY, but I do not have any plans on bringing this tier back after its launch period.

I mean, maybe for my 50th? Assuming the world is still around then. I’ll still be writing, regardless the apocalypse, but who knows if the internet will even exist????

So really, if you want in on this tier, which is called Katje’s Inner Circle, you should grab it now.

It’s $7.77 a month (an angel number that means spiritual awakening, good fortune, and alignment!) and members of the tier will get access to everything Shieldmaidens of Time and above get. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

Oh, and the first 40 people who use this link will get their first month completely free: https://www.patreon.com/katjevanloon/redeem/3CB09

YEP. My birthday party favours for y’all!

Also I have plans on extra things for The Inner Circle. None of these plans are coherent enough to share with y’all yet (again, see: ADHD) but there will be Cool Stuff to come!

Oh plus your own chat channel here on Patreon and in my Discord server. So. You know.

REMEMBER: Click here to get your first month in the Inner Circle FREE.

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SO YES ALL VERY COOL AND NEAT AND EXCITING. Please tell all your friends! Or even your enemies! The weird dude at the 7-11 who might be a time traveler. Whosoever you feel would enjoy being part of my wacky little reader membership; everyone is welcome.

Much love & I will see you on the inside (hopefully!),

Katje

PS: Katje’s Inner Circle is not eligible for the 40% off because I am giving away 40 free first months instead! 100% is more than 40%. It’s the same as TEN TENS and that’s TERRIBLE. Okay look I know I’m not funny to anyone else but me but I make me laugh so that’s what counts.